Mike Rey likes meat.  Plain and simple.  He likes beef and chicken and pork and turkey and he likes them with cheese.

What makes Mike’s Meat and Cheese Challenge particularly difficult is that Mike does not like vegetables.  In fact, he can’t stand vegetables.

Mike’s first attempt at carrot salad.

Mike will attempt to avoid all things meat and cheese for four full weeks.  The rules stipulate, however, that Mike is allowed one cheat day per week for previously agreed to “must eat meat” engagements – such as weddings and BBQs.  He is allowed all other items on the food pyramid, including fish, eggs and milk.

Should Mike accidentally find a slice of pepperoni pizza in his mouth on a non-cheat day, he will automatically be disqualified from the challenge, losing all prize winnings, and waddling away in gluttonous shame.


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